The trouble wif guys…lol

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
IN LOVE with him;
If u Don’t, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are
trying to LURE him;
If u Don’t, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he’ll lose
FACE;
If he’s Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don’t Love him, he tries to
POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u!

If u don’t make love with him., he
says u don’t Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u
are TROUBLESOME;
If u don’t, he says that u don’t TRUST
him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to
him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES
for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be
TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do
so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMEN.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says
it’s LUCK;
If he does WELL, it’s BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!


lol…